Not Attractive in the Classical Sense

Four acres sandwiched between a quiet cemetery and cell towers. While there will be some amount of light pollution from the FAA beacons, the setback to the main house is far enough that the border of mature deciduous and evergreen trees should form an adequate barrier such that the smart-glass windows can deal with leftover intrusion

Onondaga Creek typically sustains a large variety of wildlife and likely already provides a rich feeding ground for bats attracted by area bat houses. Of the hundreds of thousands which find heir way to just 5 NY caves, 7,000 of them can fit in the hibernaculum built into the garage

Physical Security

Cell phone towers come with a well and discretely protected perimeter. For the price of a little light pollution, the State of New York will make getting to this property, from the East, or escaping to the East with loot quite a bit more difficult. From the West, there are two gates between valley drive and any of the dwellings. From the East, there is a creek and a 700-foot-wide, actively monitored buffer zone.

Meanwhile, Valley Drive provides little in the way of a place to pull over, and the cemetery across the street acts more as a honeytrap for the surveillance stage of an heist than an actual security risk given the proliferation of security cameras with deep learning AI, license plate recognition, and so on. Whether or not everyone derives a certain gothic joy from living so close to a cemetery, everyone can take comfort in robust, layered security envelope that doesn’t feel claustrophobic.